In Search of God
inspired by a BBC Sunday morning program title:
"This is your roving reporter, Helen Mooney, for In Search of God. I'm talking to you today from Cleveland, Ohio, where God was recently spotted by one of our loyal listeners. According to the eyewitness report, last Tuesday at 3:00 in the afternoon, the King of Heaven was in Heeb's Grocery buying a watermelon. 'The Lord really seemed to know what he was doing, listening with his ear down close to it while he thumped the melon. He thumped purtnear all of 'em before he found the one he liked, and then he sort of nodded and headed on over to the checkout' says Ida Wilson. 'I would have followed him and asked about the Judgement Day and whatnot, but I was already running late for a hair appointment with Louise and she's not a very patient person.'
The store manager observed that the Holy Father not only knows his produce but also has a nose for a bargain. Watermelon was on special last week, 15 cents a pound."
"This is your roving reporter, Helen Mooney, for In Search of God. I'm talking to you today from Cleveland, Ohio, where God was recently spotted by one of our loyal listeners. According to the eyewitness report, last Tuesday at 3:00 in the afternoon, the King of Heaven was in Heeb's Grocery buying a watermelon. 'The Lord really seemed to know what he was doing, listening with his ear down close to it while he thumped the melon. He thumped purtnear all of 'em before he found the one he liked, and then he sort of nodded and headed on over to the checkout' says Ida Wilson. 'I would have followed him and asked about the Judgement Day and whatnot, but I was already running late for a hair appointment with Louise and she's not a very patient person.'
The store manager observed that the Holy Father not only knows his produce but also has a nose for a bargain. Watermelon was on special last week, 15 cents a pound."
posted by amandab at 7:13 PM
1 Comments:
I like watermelon.... but not enough to go back to church; well maybe if it were Heeb's in Bozeman.
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